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Preface: I know nothing about this game, it could be amazing or bad......


"Let's all agree that this hyped Wii game awesome looking"
"Yeah!"
"OF course!"
"I agrees!"
"Nah Metroid looks better!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP PAUL! We all know how much you like your goddamn graphics and your textures, just agree and you can have all the metroid you could ever want, jesus christ!"
"Well, metroid has the music too though"
"WHAT THE FUCK PAUL?!?! Do you want me to call the people making this game and get them to hum you a fucking tune Paul? Is that what you fucking want? So you can say, 'I guess it's ok but it's not metroid' like you always do? You always piss all over everything, there are other games besides metroid!!!!"
"like what?"
"Like the Conduit Paul! Like the Conduit! Like it!"