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If they want to make a decent PC ad, all they need to do is have some guy say "I'm a PC! People actually BUY me! Because I'm not an arrogant, poncy, smug, conceited fart smelling gimp".

Pretty simple. One single visit to an Apple shop was enough to convince me that anyone who actually buys one of those one button freakshows deserves to be slapped in the face with a large fish.



Will you teach me to football?