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Galaki said:
You better not make any movement or they'll sue your ass off.

Anyone can help me write up a patent? I have this great idea where I could inhale through my nose or mouth and exhale through my nose, mouth, and sometime my ass. It has great health benefits and hypothetically keeps me alive.

I already own that patent.

*serves you with an injunction*

Please stop breathing, you're violating my patents. :P