it was a good wii.
it played lots of aaa games and it never talked back.
in times of need it was a welcome handshake, in times of despair, a strong shoulder, in times of excitement, a deadly projectile.
lord we offer up to you today, this miracle of ingenuity, this spectacle so spectacular, for you to sheperd after death into the embrace of gamecube heaven. where the angels will play it's triple a games forever, and ever, ahmen.









