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I went to a beer festival last night and they had one of those olde time spitroasts with the pig on the bar being turned. I was excited, as were many of my mates, and we had loads of pork sandwiches. This morning were all sick, I don't think the pork was cooked right.

And before anyone says it, it wasn't the beer because even our designated drivers were sick and they drank nothing.