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rendo said:
SamuelRSmith said:
WessleWoggle said:
SamuelRSmith said:
Weed'll help.

 

It's done as much as it can, it gets rid of the jaw aches but not the pressure.

 

 Ram a stick in between and use it to lever the teeth apart.

I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

He puts the stick in and puts pressure on it... BAM  tooth flies out, hits someone in the eye, blinding them!  They run around screaming about their eye, and run onto the highway.  BAM!  Car hits him, BAM another, BAM BAM BAM!!! Huge pileup on the highway and a tanker of nuclear waste spills and people are getting radical radiation doses!

A pilot in the sky sees the firey inferno down below!  OH SHIT!!! He didn't see that other plane!  BOOM!! They crash!  They were both carrying nuclear weapons!  The weapons fall to the ground, exploding with nuclear power!  The white house hears about nukes going off, so they start to fire nukes at Russia and China, and they retaliate firing more back!  The world is then enveloped in nuclear war, and a eventually nuclear fallout wipes all but a few people in the world.

You say, what's the worst that could happen, well let me tell you, THAT'S what.

 

 

 You, sir, could make an awesome Hollywood-director.

That doesn't mean that you'll make good films, but they'll have a lot of explosions.