Weed'll help.

 Ram a stick in between and use it to lever the teeth apart.

I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

He puts the stick in and puts pressure on it... BAM  tooth flies out, hits someone in the eye, blinding them!  They run around screaming about their eye, and run onto the highway.  BAM!  Car hits him, BAM another, BAM BAM BAM!!! Huge pileup on the highway and a tanker of nuclear waste spills and people are getting radical radiation doses!

A pilot in the sky sees the firey inferno down below!  OH SHIT!!! He didn't see that other plane!  BOOM!! They crash!  They were both carrying nuclear weapons!  The weapons fall to the ground, exploding with nuclear power!  The white house hears about nukes going off, so they start to fire nukes at Russia and China, and they retaliate firing more back!  The world is then enveloped in nuclear war, and a eventually nuclear fallout wipes all but a few people in the world.

You say, what's the worst that could happen, well let me tell you, THAT'S what.

 You, sir, could make an awesome Hollywood-director.

That doesn't mean that you'll make good films, but they'll have a lot of explosions.

I had mine removed, yet I still get occasional jaw pain. It was about 7 years ago and it was a cinch for me. Not much pain, minimal swelling and bleeding. Unlike the last time I had a gum transplant (removing gums from your palate to strengthen receding gums from your teeth) because I got an infection that caused my mouth to smell like a horse died in there.

You might not like my trick (which I have little scientific backing for): wait a day so that the wounds are somewhat sealed, then chew (EDIT) and swallow 1 garlic clove or 2 before bed (you might need to have tomato juice in your mouth so it doesn't burn you). I think the antiseptic properties of garlic will prevent infection. You have to wait a day though because garlic also reduced blood coagulation. As an added bonus, it will fend off vampires (friends and a family too).