Beja-Beja on 06 September 2008
When I become too awesome to handle and everyone keeps posting my wall then I leave the site in frustration then the site is renamed Beja-Beja in my honor and instead of tracking sales numbers the site tracks my movement.
Eventually a Bourne style parkour chase will take place between me and every site member on the skyline of New York, until I'm finally outnumberd in a lonely subway tunnel and you all try to hug me at once then the jabberwocky comes and kills us all. Then all PS3 fanboys go to purgatory, Wii Owners go to heaven, and 360 owners get 72 virgin before being banished to Minnesota.
Is that creative enough for you? just wait until the sequel!
