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I knew there was a reason I will never get married. Wives seems to always have control and I'm not submitting to anyone. It is a great deal but it isn't worth your wife putting you on couch duty. If you really want to take the deal that bad, the only thing I can suggest is buying the wife something nice to pacify her...but I doubt that would work. Not every man has Kobe Bryant money.