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...And then Goldilocks tried the first one and said, "this porridge is too hot!"

She tried the second one and said, "this porridge is too cold!"

Finally, she tried the third one and said, "this porridge is undertracked!"

Then a mod beat Goldilocks half to death with a banhammer. And there were many lols and roffles to be had.



Tag - "No trolling on my watch!"