I read the first 5 points, and skimmed the rest.
This wasn't really all that interesting. They stated kind of obvious stuff, and followed up by drawing some odd conclusions.
Personally, I also felt confused as I believe some parts were meant to be sarcastic, but I didn't really understand which.
All in all, I don't find this article to be as good as most articles written by dedicated users of VGC.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS