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Okay, so nobody here's gonna say it huh?



SCABS ON YOUR PENIS.



I hope I didn't scare the millions of virgins on this site away from sex forever.

It's rare, and they're tiny, but they can happen, and they're still scary. It just makes sex, masturbating, and cleaning it hurt for 1-3 days.


I fear the honeymoon.