thekitchensink on 30 August 2008
This will be lovely.
That said, they have very similar military backgrounds. I'd give the edge to the Chief, though, because in addition to his enhanced reflexes, knowledge of all weapon and terrain types, super-strength that allows him to lift vehicles without strain, and protective MJOLNIR Mark V armor, he's been saving the human race for longer than Snake has been alive. He first destroyed a Covenant warship at the age of 14 (before he had the armor or most of his biological enhancements), and he's now somewhere in his 50s.
Also, Snake's getting old 
Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?
Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off. I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."
