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What a moron.

Everyone knows baby always dries out when you make it in the microwave. You want it to stay succulent? Slow cook it in the oven.



The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.