What would happen if Nintendo actually evolved their characters?

[Batman...WTF?]

Red4ADevil said:

Batman...WTF? said:

If characters developed...
Mario and Peach would be in a failing relationship. They'd have a son.
Link would realize talking f*cking rocks, propose to Zelda be king of Hyrule, and kick ass.
Samus gets hooked up with Master Chief. We'd have the most badass couple in history of the universe, they'd have 1 child, and that child would end up saving the Universe. Every day.

 

 LOL Their kids would be part chozo, part metroid, and part spartan the ultimate soldier! .Samus's chozo blood transfusion and metroid vaccine combined with the spartans superior strength and other echancements he went through as a kid. 

In other words... This