noname2200 on 24 August 2008
Brawl actually wears Kevlar in the game. It covers his entire body, including his head, and is capable of actually reflecting bullets right back at the shooter, while simultaneously giving him a nice neck massage. Furthermore, he doesn't use the same guns we do: he has heat-seeking thermo-nuclear ammo, which is designed to shatter inside your body for maximum damage. I'm honestly surprised you didn't know this...
