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oh you know who he's johnny cash's lesser known twin from the alternate reality I just made up.

why not: I hurt myself today
Upon my Balance Board
I focus on my grip
The only thing saving my tv
The wiimote tears a hole
through my big screen tv
Try to use the damn wrist strap
But Nintendo hates my HD.

man... I'm tired.. I tried anyway though.