Do you believe in god?

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Reasons why God doesn't exist:

1) Cause bad things happen. If god really existed, his sole purpose would be to change our diapers for us instead of letting us learn how to use the potty like big boys and girls

2) Cause I prayed real hard for a pony, but i didn't get it. If God isn't a Genie, then he can't possibly exist

3) Cause there is more than 1 religion. Obviously God, a supreme being with powers and understanding far beyond our comprehension should be well within our limited ability to understand and perfectly explain.

4) Cause there are people who claim to be religious and use it to gain power and control of selfish and greedy reasons. If god really existed, he would make sure that all priests were under strict and constant mind control, and could only speak and act as he directed, like the borg.

5) Cause there's no proof. If god really existed there would be documentable energy readings, that modern science could examine, despite the fact that even our most advanced instruments can't tell, at the same time, the exact location and velocity of a photon.

6) Cause if God really existed, he'd make us believe in him. After all, it's so much easier to do a kindergartener's homework for him than teach him how to do it himself.

7) Cause there are thing in the (insert religious guidebook of preference) that can't possibly be true, nevermind that I didn't witness it first hand, nor did anyone else alive today, so we can only make assumptions and guesses about what was and wasn't possible at the time and what was and wasn't meant by various lines in the (religious guidebook)

8) Cause science has come up with unproven theories of how the universe works and was created, involving substrings and lots of dimensions. This can be used to prove that god doesn't exist, much the same way that you can use science to show how a gun fires a bullet, proving that the person pulling the trigger doesn't exist.

With all this unshakable evidence proving that he doesn't exist, how could any rational person ever believe in God?