DonWii on 21 July 2007
You should really check out the whole explanation. It is pretty funny. Maddox is great.
First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
And that is just the beginning.
| | iPhone | Nokia E70 |
| Resolution: | 320x480 | 352x416 |
| Storage: | 4 or 8 gigs (fixed). | Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have as much storage as you want. |
| Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s: |  |  |
| Can record video: | | |
| Screen turns into a smudgy piece of shit after a few minutes of use: | | |
| Can send MMS messages: | | |
| You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit: | Yes. | No. |
| Plays MP3s: | | |
| Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it: | | |
| Voice dialing: | | |
| Can record voice: | | |
| Instant messaging: | No. | Yes. |
| Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text: | Yes. | No. Double negative, bitches! |
