Embarrasing secrets about you

[Gilgamesh]

d21lewis said:
Scared of bugs? Rollercoasters? Bah! Let's kick this thread into overdrive!

-I got caught having sex with a REALLY fat chick in a park.
-I pissed my pants during morning line up in the Air Force basic training, back in 1995.
-I never finished BioShock.
-My step brother caught me masturbating in high school. How'd he know? He was on the top bunk. I was on the bottom, and I thought he was asleep!
-I'm a cop. I pulled over a fat girl, who ran from me, and I couldn't catch her. The whole thing was videotaped!
-The only reason Leela had sex with the Zapper was pity. I admit it.
-I only play Uno on Xbox live if there's a girl online.
-My penis? It's not 11 inches long. I lied.
-Highwaystar101 knows more Zapp Brannigan quotes than me.
-As a kid, I liked rolling down grassy hills. One day, I rolled through a pile of dog poop.
-In high school, I couldn't control my penis. Like a terrorist, an erection could strike at anytime. Just like the kid in "Superbad" I used to tie it up in my belt.
-My awesome car? I'm leasing it instead of buying it.
-I'm afraid to watch "Brokeback Mountain" because I think it will make me gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
-I like the Star Wars prequels more than the originals, despite being born in 1976.
-ecurbj owns more consoles than me. For now, he is more powerful.......for now.
-I loved "The Little Mermaid". It's my favorite Disney animated film.
-I played with action figures (THEY'RE NOT DOLLS) until I was in 10th grade.
-I don't have three Playstation 3's or a cake......I just have one Playstation 3.
-I have no sense of fashion. I have to get a girl to buy my clothes for me.
-There's a good chance that Elgefe02 and Leetgeek may kick my ass in Streetfighter IV and HD Remix.
-If a game sucks, but the lead character is a hot girl, I'll probably buy it.
-I'm a horrible dancer. My dancing makes babies cry for their mothers.
-I'm afraid of dogs.

Well, that's about it. Good thing we're on the internet, and I'll NEVER meet any of you guys!

LMAO I'd like to hear the story behind that

and just to help with the thread I'm terrified of heights and I'm a carpenter I thought I was going to die when I was 40 feet up in the air  trying to nail some rafter's together standing on a little board 1 inch x 4 inches wide....I'm amazed I didn't kill myself. And now I'm going to have to do it again except on a warehouse about 60 feet off the ground!