Oh my god, I probably found the best thing on Earth! Captain Falcon Facts: http://www.funnyandjokes.com/captain-falcon-facts.html
My personal favorites:
- Ghosts only exist because death cannot process how fast Captain Falcon kills people;
- Captain Falcon doesn’t grow hair on his testicles as hair doesn’t grow on steel;
- During a Falcon Punch, the potential energy between his fist and your face is infinity;
- Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Captain Falcon.
Keep them coming guys! ^_^
Random game thought :
Why is Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 getting so much hate? We finally get a real game and they're not even satisfied... I'm starting to hate the gaming community so f****** much...
