200 posts: Stof tells you how you will eventually be banned

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Erik Aston said: This thread has me SIACL. (sitting in a chair laughing) *gets in line*

laugh while you can Erik, as you don't have long. Erik became a valued member of the boards for his always thought provoking and well layed out "Erik rants" threads. Throughout his rants, he was able to prove that the Xbox 360 is definately not the Sega CD, The Playstation 4 will have the capacity to change your car's oil, Atari will win the eighth console generation and that Mario is cheating on Peach with Princess Daisy. But much like stof desperately grasping at straws for a new "stof bans" post, Erik began to run out of steam. And in a moment of poor judgement, unleashed his monster creation "Erik Rants: Yo Mama". Well it turns out that yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house. It also turns out that video gamers are particularily protective of their mothers, perhaps because they all live in their parents basements. The entire VG charts server was engulfed by the flame war, and after the mod squad had been called in to douse the flames, all fingers of blame lay purely on Erik Aston. He was subject to a public banning in time square, after which his bloody profile was placed on a pike to serve as a warning to others.