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Yeah: the two knobs quoted in this piece need to shut the f*ck up and have some cake.

It's not bad enough that we have to deal with identity politics stupidity everyday from some corner of the globe that it needs to start infecting video games--we're all human beings, we all have faults/issues/problems/concerns, nobody is perfect and the sooner we can all laugh at all of our collective flaws without getting worked up over every microscopic, perceived, slight the better off we'll all be.

All the sweeter, however, is that now that I know this bothers these fools who are far too busy  trying to drive wedges between us all rather than doing something productive, I will be there to purchase this game on day one, regardless of how bad it might turn out.