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Mario & Sonic at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics

B Miggs on June 27th, 2008

Finally! Nintendo and Sega just jogged through the toxins of stark overpopulated protest to bring us the most deadly-to-inhale video game of our barely breathable summer. Depicting a much more accurate Beijing festival of treacherous athleticism, Mario & Sonic team up to most likely die in unison. Who will win first!?

So pump your fists and cheer for our species before we’re eradicated by smog and acid rain . Go Olympics!



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