I bet you saved at least one marriage.
Crazed Mom: I don`t believe you forgot little Tommy`s present!
Careless Dad: Come on, how hard can it be to find those Wiis? It is Christmas after all. I bet they got extra stock.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."







