EL_PATRAS on 20 July 2008
I got really drunk one night like two months ago and tried to take a dump in a park, and some cops stopped next to me and my friend, so i had to pull my pants up quick. They thought I was shitting coke or something. So they were there interrogating us and I was smelling like a turd. We finally got to my friends house at 5 am, and I spent another hour wipeing my ass while he laughed his ass off. That was one of the most embarassing moments of my life. No matter how drunk you are, something like that can still embarass you.
