Magikoopa magic!
Turn the train spastic!
Make the ticket tragic!
Okay, here's what I don't get though, the word isn't even pointing at the player, it's talking about the freaking... train.
And if you hadn't already noticed, the word spastic was clearly used for rhyming.
Assuming "idiot" is the worse possible word I can use to insult someone. Does calling a train idiot suddenly offend me?
Now, try replace the word spastic and make it rhyme and also keep the meaning...







