200 posts: Stof tells you how you will eventually be banned

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zsidane said: And I haven't even celebrated my 100 post And hell yes the Neo Geo is gona win the console war! until 09/09/09 comes...

Seeking to overcome his low post count in the popularity contest that is VG charts, zsidane began making costum emoticons to wurm his way inside our hearts. Over the next few months the board were a wash in bright, cheery and colourful little guys, dancing, crying, filling out tax forms and juggling flaming Virtual Boys. And though the little dudes occaisonally dabled in the risque (the pre legal Olsen Twins emoticons come to mind), no one really expected the sick and twisted level to which it would sink too. To put a lock on our love affair with zsidane's little emotifamily, A series of fleshed out characters were created in an ongoing drama. In future retrospect, zsidane had wished he'd chosen a better story to adopt for VG Charts theatre. As his incredibly life like and biologically correct little yellow dudes combined with his subject matter- Oedipus Rex, left a thoroughly disturbed VG community. After the site of emoticons dying of the plague, engaging in intercourse with their mothers and gouging out eyeballs, it was all we could do do ban zsidane between fits of tears and sleepless nights.