If you want to be a sloppy drunk who vomits all night and has a hang-over I suppose my advice would be meaningless. If you want to get shit faced, keep your dinner down, and never have a hang-over again my advice is pure gold. It works both for casual drinking after work, and for the times when you want to be too drunk to feel feelings.

Wait... wait... Aren't we all missing the key point here: You're 21, and you've never been drunk? You've never drunk alcohol?

Good god.

.... how sad, i was 14 when it my first time drunk

first got smashed when i was 15, its hard to control yourself when your experiencing a whole new realm of awesomeness so my advice is to start of slow so it doesnt hit you like a ton of bricks cos once you get to that pointyou dont care how much you drink.

Also try to get a glass or two of water down your throught before you collapse so you feel fine in the mornin.

I think I was 16 when i was really drunk the first time.
I know party's without alc should be fun too, but when it's there there are always the funnier things to talk about. Especially after the party. Those two made out. That one climbed the streetlight. She puked an her feet...ahh...good times.

No just kidding. Take it slow, man. Or you'll end up more drunk than you"whished". You're not "trained" for that much alcohol if you have never had any. Take it from me. When I haven't been drinking any alcohol for a couple of weeks it takes much less than "usual.

Than reminds me...for the next party I have to get me a bottle of Martini again. (Best drink in the world.) But drinks like water..and one bottle (700ml) in 45 minutes really shows effects^^

Really fun, I never used to get hang overs when I 1st started, but now i get them often :(

Only got a hangover once and that was because of 18 shots of vodka sigh. I just stick to beer nowadays liquor is dangerous to me once I am buzzed.

Being drunk feels like the world suddenly decides to become interesting. Food becomes delicious. Things get funnier. Guitar Hero gets harder.

It's tough when you first start drinking because your tolerance is low, you don't know your limit and it's a new feeling. I recommend pacing yourself. The bar won't run out of alcohol, so you don't need to drink it as fast as you can. Once you're at a good level, about a drink an hour should maintain that level of drunk.

Blacking out (or time traveling as I like to call it) is a mixed bag. That's the point where the bad stuff happens, and you really don't gain any more "fun" out of being that drunk. I usually try to avoid drinking that much.

THIS PART IS IMPORTANT: I've made it a habit to drink a glass or two of water before going to sleep and also leaving a glass of water next to my bed for when I wake up. It's a great way to prevent hangovers. And believe me, you want to prevent hangovers. It's like all the world's interesting from the night before decided to turn into headache.

Have fun. :)

My first time was nuts! That night I had sex with a stranger and 9 months later I had a kid!

Dizzy and fun...If you have mixed your drinks => Sick..