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jman8 on 26 June 2008

Funny, but has holes up the ass. Such as, if they had the technology to manipulate genes, why couldn't they have the technology to simply cut the Vas Deferens and stop sperm from ever leaving the balls.

Edit: Or why not just chop off the balls and leave the penis. How's he gonna pee without a penis.



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Paul on 26 June 2008
jman8 said:

Funny, but has holes up the ass. Such as, if they had the technology to manipulate genes, why couldn't they have the technology to simply cut the Vas Deferens and stop sperm from ever leaving the balls.

Edit: Or why not just chop off the balls and leave the penis. How's he gonna pee without a penis.

 

 Last time I checked, women don't have penises, yet I'm fairly sure that they do pass urine.



Gnizmo on 26 June 2008

This is... surprisingly well researched. Who exactly did all the leg work to piece this theory together?



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Pristine20 on 26 June 2008

*SPOILERS*

Vaio...you raise some interesting points. I always wondered why snake turned down all the hot women when everyone else was getting busy. even otacon scored cheap in mgs4. I thought Naomi would rather go for Old Snake rather than nerd Otacon but it all makes sense now. She just wanted a nice lay before she died and Solid Snake just couldn't cut it!



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pichu_pichu on 26 June 2008

this is uhh... disturbing...



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Ickalanda on 26 June 2008

Haha! Omg! lol!

That was hilarious to read, and the evidence all makes sense too, this is just to funny lol.



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elgefe02 on 26 June 2008

This thread is for the Twilight Zone...



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FJ-Warez on 26 June 2008

I can't help but I loled too...



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DMeisterJ on 26 June 2008

I lol'd!



vaio on 26 June 2008

Have I created my first (and probably only one) epic thread? ;)



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