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pimpcoop on 26 June 2008

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This is the most unusual post I've ever seen here...

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quarashi on 26 June 2008

Hhah thats great. The last picture tops it off perfectly.

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ctk495 on 26 June 2008

This is weird.

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Mirson on 26 June 2008

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lmao. That was an interesting read. I'm not sure about the US president/MGS2 part.

That part definitely happened and I never understood it myself until i read this. However Volgin also did the "penis check" to some capt whose disguise Big Boss stole in mgs3 to get access to Sokolov. Maybe vaio can elaborate?

Yeah, but I remember the President saying, "you're a man?" or something similar to that after he grabbed Raiden's crotch. That's what confuses me. I thought he meant the Ninja. I have to replay it. Yes, Volgin did that as well to Raikov (his lover). I think that's the way he can recognize the Captain.

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Pristine20 on 26 June 2008

Mirson said:

Pristine20 said:

Mirson said:
lmao. That was an interesting read. I'm not sure about the US president/MGS2 part.

That part definitely happened and I never understood it myself until i read this. However Volgin also did the "penis check" to some capt whose disguise Big Boss stole in mgs3 to get access to Sokolov. Maybe vaio can elaborate?

Yeah, but I remember the President saying, "you're a man?" or something similar to that after he grabbed Raiden's crotch. That's what confuses me. I thought he meant the Ninja. I have to replay it. Yes, Volgin did that as well to Raikov (his lover). I think that's the way he can recognize the Captain.

You're right. its possible that the president was confused about raiden's gender rather than making sure he wasn't Solid Snake. That said, every significant character in the metal gear saga got some ass (yes, even Otacon drilled both his step-mum and naomi) except solid and liquid snake so vaio may be right on the money.

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king_of_the_castle on 26 June 2008

Poor Snake!

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mitsuhide on 26 June 2008

That might be the best post i have read and most definitely the longest. Slightly weird but i can deal with that but where the crotch shots really that necessary.

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playnext3 on 26 June 2008

lol that was funny

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The Ghost of RubangB on 26 June 2008

jman8 said:

Funny, but has holes up the ass. Such as, if they had the technology to manipulate genes, why couldn't they have the technology to simply cut the Vas Deferens and stop sperm from ever leaving the balls.

Edit: Or why not just chop off the balls and leave the penis. How's he gonna pee without a penis.

If you just sever the vas deferens and tie the tubes, the process is reversible. Snake would be able to get a very minor surgery to fix it back up. They had to chop off the whole frank and beans to be absolutely sure.

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