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Forums - Politics Discussion - Man steals 22 tons of Nutella in Germany - chaos follows

 

Will Germany be able to recover?

Hopefully, but it doesn't look pretty 21 23.86%
 
No, this is the end for Germany. 67 76.14%
 
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monocle_layton on 19 August 2017

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/08/19/german-police-hunt-for-nutella-truck-carrying-22-tons-spread.html

 

"The chocolate was worth an estimated $59,000 to $82,000.

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Neustadt Police urged citizens to alert authorities if they are offered the treats.

At a time like this, we must let people wake up and face reality. Germany is going through one of the most difficult issues in recent history. Will they rebound after such a devastating attack on their rights to stuff themselves with diabetes? No one knows, but the German people will stand and fight this corrupted man. 

Residents are warn to call authorities if a man with twenty-two tons of Nutella offers to sell it to you. Be the right person and reject the disgusting hazelnut spread which is 80% palm oil and sugar. You know it's better for you.
The true villain behind all the issues in Europe is this mastermind. Let's be thankful America wasn't the victim.


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FIT_Gamer on 19 August 2017

People get creative with these heist. Like those guys that stole $800K worth of cheese just recently.



AngryLittleAlchemist on 19 August 2017

What? I didn't steal it. I just left the receipt at the counter



monocle_layton on 19 August 2017
AngryLittleAlchemist said:
What? I didn't steal it. I just left the receipt at the counter

Please give me your address and house keys so I can verify.



AngryLittleAlchemist on 19 August 2017
monocle_layton said:
AngryLittleAlchemist said:
What? I didn't steal it. I just left the receipt at the counter

Please give me your address and house keys so I can verify.

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Jumpin on 19 August 2017

German black market Nutella is often laced with peanut butter, watch out! Don't make the same mistake I did.

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caffeinade on 20 August 2017

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vivster on 20 August 2017

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barneystinson69 on 20 August 2017

Good! Nutella is expansive as f*** here in Canada, and I hate not having gourmet tasting food (cancer causing sludge that you eat anyway) in the middle of the night that is spread on bread. Maybe I could buy some off the black market...

... but I can't make the same mistake as Jumpin - peanut butter sucks balls.



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monocle_layton on 20 August 2017
RolStoppable said:
Nutella is great. Also, it's not 80% palm oil and sugar.

It is still mainly sugar and palm oil. If you like it, then do your thing honestly.