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vivster said:
Everyone's jerking off to Toadette. Understandably.

She fits in many tight places.



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We misunderstood what kind of Plumber Mario and Luigi were all along...



Are you trying to day Mario Kart fans are a bunch of dumb jackoffs?



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.

I'd love to see some figures for dark web Baby Mario and Baby Peach searches...
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That was dark...
Sorry...



Have a nice day...

Mario Kart 8 comes out.
Leo-J gets Mario Kart 8.
Youporn traffic drastically drops.
Leo-J finds all Mario Kart 8 tracks identical so quits playing.
Youporn traffic returns to normal.

Coincidence?



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There was a report on something like this early this year or late last year. It showed when events made people stop jacking off. The Superbowl, for example.



Peach really? I get the anime or overwatch porn, but what is arousing about peach?



Switch is better than p0rn confirmed.



Proud to be the first cool Nintendo fan ever

Number ONE Zelda fan in the Universe

DKCTF didn't move consoles

Prediction: No Zelda HD for Wii U, quietly moved to the succesor

Predictions for Nintendo NX and Mobile


If Mario Kart isnt hardcore after this I don't know what is :)



If it isn't turnbased it isn't worth playing   (mostly)

And shepherds we shall be,

For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti. -----The Boondock Saints

Following the steps of Fallout 4 and Pokémon GO :'D