I'm at work, I'm a caregiver. My client is someone who loves going to bars, constantly. Just bored. Thought I'd share this thread late at night while the majority of VGCharterz are asleep. Of course, as a caregiver, I can't drink on the job (not that I could anyway) and so I have to pretend I'm not his caregiver. So I get to sit by myself at a lone bar table for the next few hours. Funny thing is, he doesn't even drink (he brought in a Coke ) he just sits around and watches people. Sometimes he goes out to smoke. But that's it.

*dying from boredom internally*

Ka-pi96 said: Should have bought a Switch

Totally would've if I had the money for it XD why do you think I'm working?!

Ok, I'm still awake - but not for long. And your a mod, so this can't be a troll thread.

Therefore, Star, how can I help you feel better about your current dilemma? Wanna hear a bad joke?

Hey, at least you have a job

*goes to the corner to cry*

don't worry- trump said he'll bring back jobs!

He better be!Someone needs to give the money for mah Switch!

well, he'll bring back the jobs sent to Mexico, so I hope $2.50 an hour in the fields will work :P

Fuck, $2.50 an hour is a raise for me!

Anything from zero is a raise XD

Hey, Star, I found you a bad joke:

The boss at his company had to fire someone, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have
to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."