Satan

Hercule Satan that is.

My picks:

1) Rick Scott. Current Florida Governor. Another rich businessman, but with political experience in an executive position. Florida's economy is a modern success story, and I think he's coming up to his term limit now.

2) Carl Icahn. Probably Trump's biggest supporter in the business world, and his richest one (he almost makes Trump look poor). Icahn's charter schools in NY are showing areas where education reform can help

3) Katrina Pierson. His current campaign spokesperson. Mixed race, a woman, young-ish (39), grew up in poverty, and fucking hot, so she ticks all the "superficial" voting boxes. She's fiery and does well in intense interviews, which will play well in the Veep debates... which is probably the most important part of the job.

I would with her (black woman):

Gingrich and Huckabee are two likely contenders who had slipped my mind.

Joker

Devil

To make him not have a chance of winning:

Does he even need a running mate for this? I think the deal is pretty much sealed already lol.

Wow! Thats the biggest mouth i have ever seen! Does she eat children?

I think he will probably pick NJ Governor Chris Christie. Chrisistie endorsed him early, probably just for this reason.

More strategic would be someone to get a battleground state like Kasic of Ohio, former governor of Virginia, or Rubio or Scott from Florida.

I do hope he doesn't win, he would be terrible (but better than Cruz or Rubio.)