Twas the night before Christmas, when all through vgchartz
Not a user was posting, not even a spammer.
The weekly sales were hung in the corner with care,
In hopes that ioi soon would be there.
The users were nestled all snug by their laptops,
While visions of ps4s/xbones/wiius fought in their heads.
And Trucks with his banhammer, and Kresnik with a link to his official vita thread
Had just settled our brains for a days wait
When on vgchartz they saw such a change
Trucks sprang out his banhammer to prepare for a spammer
He saw something different in the middle of the page
Then told himself,
as he saw the results
The light on his moniter was starting to die out
When, what was suprising to him appeared
But a site admin with his huge sales results for the week ending December 20
With a little old spammerk,
Trucks knew in a moment it must be ioi
More rapid than hackers his results came in
And he whistled, and shouted, and called all the console's results by order!
"PS4 978Ker! now, wii u and 245k
On, Xbone 780k and 3ds 654k!
To the top of his web search barl!
Now run run away! Run away bfore the fanboys come!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the google search bar ioi flew
With papers of software sales too.
And then, in a second heard on his skype
The laughter and happiness of each mod
As Trucks shook his head turning around,
That ioi with a bound!
He was dressed all in a grey tshirt and jeans from waist to toe!
And his clothes were all tarnished with booldstains
"Ill tell you," he said. "those fanboys are bold!"
And he looked like a regular guy unloading his back
" Now heres the really weekly sales, dont tell anyone!" he said.
His cheeks were like roses, his nose usual
His fingers were tired for all the typing
And the beard of his chin was clear as glass
The stump of a cigar he held in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a very big smile. Then what he said made all of the funnier
'I trolled those bitches better than anyone before now I must hurry they are coming for me. He then rushed to his car and drove off in a flash. He finally said
"Merry Christmas to all my my bitching trolls."
The End!
Yeah i know its aweful, doesnt make sense, its stupid but hey its the holidays!
Bets:
(Won)Bet with TechoHobbit: He(Techno) says 10 million by January 1,2014 I say 9 million by then. Winner gets 2 weeks of sig control.
(Lost)Bet with kinisking: I say Ps4 will win April NPD while he says Xbox One will win it; winner gets 1 week of avatar control.
Raichu's First Series:
Official Ni No Kuni Fanboy:
Familiars Captured:37
Game Beaten: 2 times almost
Times I got teary during some scenes: 3
