http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/12/penis-insurance-undz_n_4951235.html

Underwear Company Offers Penis Insurance

A Montreal-based underwear company has a cockeyed way of getting publicity: By offering a $50,000 penis insurance policy to its male customers.

Sorry ladies, no genitalia coverage for you.

Starting March 15, men who purchase three or more pairs of UNDZ underwear via the company website will get a Lloyd's Of London insurance policy to be paid out if their sex organ becomes detached from their body.

“A man can get insurance for his car, dog, house, land and life but not for his penis? Well, I thought that was absurd,” UNDZ founder Bernard Dore said in a press release. “UNDZ is making it possible for men all over the world to protect their most important asset and we are excited to have the backing of one of the most prominent insurance companies in the world.”

The nether regions of 16,000 men are injured or detached each year, an UNDZ spokeswoman told The Huffington Post.

"I got that from Google," the spokeswoman said.

Take heed of the restrictions before trying to get rich painfully quick.

Sex-change operations and other cases where the appendage is removed surgically are not covered by the insurance.

Also, policy holders cannot have close friends or lovers slice them up a la John Wayne Bobbitt.

"This is to prevent people from intentionally removing the penis," the spokeswoman explained to The Huffington Post.

Lloyds Of London has insured penises before, most notably, rock singer David Lee Roth, who told HuffPost Live about the experience last March.

In order to arouse interest in the product, the company has made a NSFW promotional video and, according to a company official, insured the appendages of Anderson Cooper, Conan O'Brian, Emeril Lagasse and Justin Bieber.

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wow at the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulqqW2DJC0

dedicated to galaki!

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This is a gamechanger, gentlemen and ball-kicking ladies...

So.. anyone taking the deal? I'm tempted just to have the papers which say my penis has insurance..

What, no genitalia insurance for women? What happened to the equality? I shall report about this to the UN.

Truth be told, it's harder to ruin a vagina than to ruin a penis, at least that's what people generally think.

If you tell the UN, they might want to experiment to see if there's any point to your complaint... and that would be really painful and scary.

Did they already test this with a willy then?

To know exactly what happened or can happen, you'd have to watch the video... preferably after you've slept...

Although you're not a guy, might not scare you as much as it scared me.

Didn't scare me. It was quite hilarious in fact.

It was hilarious thanks to Jeesus tape maybe... but after watching a movie about a girl that has teeth in her vagina and uses it for revenge on men... I have a bit of a phobia...

On a side note, I think the forum thinks this is some kinda spam-ad... which is why it's only you, me, and Nikkom here... I'm just trying to keep it up (ha) long enough for badgenome to see it...

Too much hentai for you, go to bed. NOW.