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Disney sucks because their games suck! We don't want Disney Infinity, we want gamezez for mature, hardcore gamers! Who likes this kiddie crap?! We want Liv & Maddie: Dove Cameron Sex Island for mature systems like PS4, Xbox One, and PC! Or Gravity Falls: Dipper's Fantasy for the same systems, not Disney Magical Adventures for kiddie consoles like Wii U and 3DS! They also need to buy Nintendo and save them by dropping Wii U, releasing the next console, and making a Mario FPS to save them! Who's with me! We cannot stand Disney games that aren't Dove Cameron sex sims!



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Uh, what the hell?

Disney has been on freaking roll lately. I actually think they are pretty awesome. I do agree though that a disney aquisition of nintendo could lead to some pretty awesome results!



Trying a bit too hard there, buddy.



I was with you until you said Disney needs to buy Nintendo... Can you imagine Disney buying Nintendo and wrecking everything? Not a single Disney game have been good for a very long time and them buying Nintendo would make it even worse... Just think of all the Zelda games with mandatory singing with the little slutty mermaid, or Link saving the 7 slutty princesses instead of Zelda... God please no... The only good thing that might come out of that purchase is a Nintendo theme park but apart from that... No thanks!

I love their cartoons but their gaming devision is lolz



                  

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But. but Frozen was good... and Kingdom hearts games D:



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Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

I was with you until you said Disney needs to buy Nintendo... Can you imagine Disney buying Nintendo and wrecking everything? Not a single Disney game have been good for a very long time and them buying Nintendo would make it even worse... Just think of all the Zelda games with mandatory singing with the little slutty mermaid, or Link saving the 7 slutty princesses instead of Zelda... God please no... The only good thing that might come out of that purchase is a Nintendo theme park but apart from that... No thanks!

I love their cartoons but their gaming devision is lolz

You have a point. I'll edit some of it out.



Disney sucks because they are the only ones who can save Nintendo from being d00med for all eternity.



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

Disney buying Nintendo would be terrible. The companies aren't very similar.

Disney should really step their game up with video games. I would love to see another, good, 2D Mickey Mouse platformer.



"On my business card I am a corporate president. In my mind I am a game developer. But in my heart I am a gamer." - Satoru Iwata

Never heard of Dove Cameron.
As for Disney, I just hope they don't eff up Star Wars.