Never wore a speedo since I hit puberty.

Never got panic wood and last time I wore a speedo was over 20 years ago.

I used to get stiff when I was on the bus to college. When you were wearing shorts it could be awkward.

All the time, but I got legs and hands...

I took my speedo off so everyone could see and fear my OP penis.

I get panic Wood all the time!

Your avatar is expressing that moment right now.

Wood in a speedo?  How do you prevent it from popping out, much less just trying to hide it?

"When you are on the beach in that speedo you fit yourself into, trying to act cool"

those 2 does not work in the same sentence lol.
No I never had that. But I have to wear speedos once every week for my sportschool.

Why would anyone wear a speedo?

OT: I almost never do. I used to when I was younger, but not anymore.

D'Oh! Because it's sexy!?

Anyway, ryan are you  REALLY sure that you're straight? ^^