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Answer the damn question!

A Day or Less 28 17.83%
 
Several Days 46 29.30%
 
One Week 26 16.56%
 
Several Weeks 18 11.46%
 
One Month 6 3.82%
 
Several Months 10 6.37%
 
Even Longer 23 14.65%
 
Total:157
Augen on 24 January 2013

Back packed through Europe for 4+ months (I want to say roughly 140 days). Was so exhausted and busy, and staying in hostels with multiple room mates, so none of that. Was able to operate just fine. Sorry about your condition.



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tbone51 on 24 January 2013

every Hour, looks like i got 10mins to start
LMFAO



riderz13371 on 24 January 2013
NintendoPie said:
Jay520 said:

 

 

I personally can go about 3-5 days strong without ejaculation. But after the fifth day, my body starts demanding it. It's almost as if it's forcing me tickle my pickle. For example, if it's been a while my body prevents me from getting a good night's sleep. And when I do try to go to sleep, I find myself waking up every 45 minutes with an uninvited boner. And these aren't just any boners either; these are the strongest, most intense boners I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot boners). Some things are just too extreme to sleep through and these boners have definitely past that level.

 

I'm not sure what to say except...

Did you really just use a gif with that girl?

          



riderz13371 on 24 January 2013
tbone51 said:
every Hour, looks like i got 10mins to start
LMFAO

24 times a day? Pffft, amateur.



Kuramakun on 24 January 2013

1 week for me >.>



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Nsanity on 24 January 2013
riderz13371 said:
NintendoPie said:
Jay520 said:

 

 

I personally can go about 3-5 days strong without ejaculation. But after the fifth day, my body starts demanding it. It's almost as if it's forcing me tickle my pickle. For example, if it's been a while my body prevents me from getting a good night's sleep. And when I do try to go to sleep, I find myself waking up every 45 minutes with an uninvited boner. And these aren't just any boners either; these are the strongest, most intense boners I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot boners). Some things are just too extreme to sleep through and these boners have definitely past that level.

 

I'm not sure what to say except...

 

Did you really just use a gif with that girl?

 

He should have used this instead.



NintendoPie on 24 January 2013
Nsanity said:

He should have used this instead.

Yeah, that would have been hilarious.

(Dang it!)



pitzy272 on 24 January 2013

I laughed really hard while reading this. Written fantastically. Thank u.



Jay520 on 24 January 2013
badgenome said:
Jay520 said:

Funny you ask that. I just bought a new camera to observe my sleep cycle. I'd be happy to send you a video. There's just one problem: My name, address, Bank PIN number, and Social Security Numbers are all posted on my wall in clear, bold font. Do you promise not to use that info for any malacious purposes (such as stealing my identity)?

No. I mean no. I mean no! Goddamn it. Yes, of course.


Epic! What is your contact information?

Things are finally looking up for ol' Jay520!



Jay520 on 24 January 2013

NintendoPie said:

I'm not sure what to say except...


You're confused I see. Don't worry about some of the terminology in this thread since you're probably too young to understand them. Maybe we'll have a talk in a few years about what these terms mean. Until then, go enjoy your youth.

*rustles hair*