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TruckOSaurus on 25 September 2012

Guy: We're not playing baseball, you dumb blonde!

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JEMC on 25 September 2012

Oh, I'm late. All the sexual jokes are already taken... or not?

Him: It's strange that Helen hasn't come, don't you think?

Her: Oh, she has probably found a friend and will come later (thinking: if she finds a way to get out of the truk, of course)

Him: Anyway, thanks for such a wonderful day, darling. (thinking: Uff, I was worried she knew about me and Helen)

Her: And you still haven't seen the best. Get ready for tonight! (thinking: where I'll teach you not to cheat on me with my sister!)

** Both laugh **

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Jay520 on 25 September 2012

happydolphin said:

Okay guys, GO!!!

Lady: This sure is a super fun game!
Guy: Indeed, and what a beautiful day, too!
Lady: I concur :D
Guy: indeed :DDDDDDD
*They both lose control and engage in hysterical laughter*

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happydolphin on 25 September 2012

kid: omgz she's naked!

Middle: I knew I should've tied that woman down.

old: mhmmm

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JEMC on 25 September 2012

Since you have started with the sexual jokes...

Father: And that... that's where we are going. The Playboy Manor.

Son: Isn't it the most beautiful place in the world? It's a dream come true!

Grandpa: 80 years waiting for this. (tears appear) Thanks son. (And thanks Viagra!)

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Viper1 on 25 September 2012

happydolphin said:

Son: Dad, are you having that baseball field fantasy again?

Dad: No, son. Wrong fantasy.

Grandfather: *thinking* Your mothers concieved both of you right over there.

The rEVOLution is not being televised

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PSwii60 on 25 September 2012

Dad: DaFuq am I lookin' at?

Kid: Oh, my holy Chipotlé goodness!

Grandpa: Holy... blue... hell... I came! No viagra needed!

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Viper1 on 25 September 2012

happydolphin said:

It's a proud day, son. We finally found it. Pachter's credbility.

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the2real4mafol on 25 September 2012

Hell yeah, after all that we finally done it. It's a great day for human kind

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happydolphin on 25 September 2012

Viper1 said:

It's a proud day, son. We finally found it. Pachter's credbility.

Hahaha, that's a good one.

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