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NightDragon83 on 13 April 2012

So this thread is the biggest joke yet. Time to up the ante a bit...

Did you hear about the poker player with irritable bowl syndrome?

They kicked him out of the game for dropping a deuce.

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You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

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Marks on 13 April 2012

Why is Cinderalla so bad at volleyball?

Because her coach is a pumpkin.

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KingKold on 13 April 2012

Did you hear about astronaut who stepped on gum? He got stuck in Orbit!

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KingKold on 13 April 2012

"Knock, knock."
***"Who's there?"
"Dyslexia."
***"Dyslexia how?"

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KingKold on 13 April 2012

A magician was driving down the road.
Then he turned into a driveway.

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blkfish92 on 13 April 2012

Knock knock.
-Who's there?
....
-Who's there?
....
-For the love of everything that is holy, WHO is THERE!!!??

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blkfish92 on 13 April 2012

PullusPardus said:

IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

I have one shorter actually

Women's rights

Me and my old history teacher actually joked a lot about women's rights to mess with the girl students!

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Attoyou on 13 April 2012

Atto Suggests...:

Book - Malazan Book of the Fallen series

Game - Metro Last Light

TV - Deadwood

Music - Forest Swords

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IIIIITHE1IIIII on 13 April 2012

- This poor lady was stabbed to death at the parking lot.

- Well...

*puts on sunglasses*

...looks like she should have stayed in the kitchen.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roma on 13 April 2012

ok so two dicks went to the theater to watch a movie

dick 1: I hope this movie doesn't have a lot of sex scenes!

dick 2 : why?

dick 1: so i won't have to stand up the whole movie!

		R.I.P Mr Iwata :'(

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