Should have said 3DS Lite. That's more believable.

I would have found it slightly more believable if Nintendo's CEO was actually named "Satoru Iwat."

So what colors will it come in? And what's the price. 

wow... this has to be the fastest sinking of a April's Fools thread ever.

Why Nintendo!? Why wouldn't you make a 3ds lite first!?

zero129 has his lips wrapped around nintendo's dick.

XL? They should have called it the 3DS USA.

....I wish some companies would make shocking announcements on April Fools then everyone would think its fake lol but it would actually be real!

Aaaaaaand we have a winner!!!!!

Ahem, what really sank this joke to the bottom was the 4G in my opinion. The lack of R2 and L2 buttons didn't help much either.

Good try there. Better than some...but just...no.