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Is your ass stoned?

Hell yeah 25 20.83%
 
Yes 5 4.17%
 
Duh 4 3.33%
 
Of course 4 3.33%
 
Nah 10 8.33%
 
No 11 9.17%
 
Hell No 22 18.33%
 
Your ass is too stoned to... 39 32.50%
 
Total:120

^your idea is good because the answer just oscillates from ''yes'' to ''no'', back and forth. If you play it right Marks then then you could obligate all the stoners on VG to post here at least several times a week. You're looking at SERIOUS VG$$$ here man.

SO, do you want to become a VGGOD, but risk that your sudden rise in power threatens certain members and causes them to vito your infamous thread?



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fillet said:
chocoloco said:
The next time I smoke will be if Colorado legalizes it this next election!!! It will be a truly great victory for freedom in America. Still have some medical MJ, but not much of a toker now.

Marks have you ever 8 balled? Beeen drunk and high at the same time? Just don't drive and make a thread if you try it.


One can safely assume if one regularly smokes weed then they obviously have been drunk at the same time at some point, it's not exactly pleasent though unless you just have a couple. If your drunk then get stoned you're going to be spinning and spew with a fairly high certainty.

I used to become victim to the spins quite often in my College days, go out at night drinking, than get back to the crib and burn one down only to end up sleeping on the toilet seat.  Then I learned the old, get drunk at night and smoke away the hang over trick, very nice.  At the moment Im working, so no smoky smoky, but tonight when I continue my playthrough of Skyward Sword, I will be above the clouds like Skyloft.  



Seece said:

Never gotten high, never will. Why on earth would you voluntary do drugs is beyond me

I've never done, nor do I plan to do chemo, but it's something some people have to do.  I would never fault someone for their choice and I believe in a free society people should be allowed to do what they want to themselves.

 

Personally, I detest Coffee/Diet Coke/Red Bull kind of drinks for the way they change the personalities of people around me.  I call it 'legal speed.'  It makes them so annoying to work with, but it is  what many people like to do.

 



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

Tell me a funny joke!

Dr.Grass said:

I just blazed up my after-work, after-dinner joint and then thought oh man, wasn't there this thread I posted 'I'm NOT stoned' in!? Then I remembered,

Dr.Grass said:
I just woke up, but I'm still stoned from last night. Does that count?


And it hit me *WHAM* This is the BEST idea for a stoner thread on VG ever. From now on, whenever I'm stoned at home and on the pc, I'll just come document it here.

ENTRY 1.

So just blazed up. My plants are looking gooood. They are loving the heat. Pretty soon it will be autumn, and with that I'll not have to pay for ganja for a whole year...

 

EDIT: I hate making typos when stoned more than most things.


Right on man! How often do you usually smoke up?

I'm more than likely gonna be getting nice tomorrow night, and probably Saturday night as well. 



Marks said:
Dr.Grass said:

I just blazed up my after-work, after-dinner joint and then thought oh man, wasn't there this thread I posted 'I'm NOT stoned' in!? Then I remembered,

Dr.Grass said:
I just woke up, but I'm still stoned from last night. Does that count?


And it hit me *WHAM* This is the BEST idea for a stoner thread on VG ever. From now on, whenever I'm stoned at home and on the pc, I'll just come document it here.

ENTRY 1.

So just blazed up. My plants are looking gooood. They are loving the heat. Pretty soon it will be autumn, and with that I'll not have to pay for ganja for a whole year...

 

EDIT: I hate making typos when stoned more than most things.


Right on man! How often do you usually smoke up?

I'm more than likely gonna be getting nice tomorrow night, and probably Saturday night as well. 

I smoke practically every day. For instance, right now I'm skipping work and blazing up.



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ENTRY 2

WHY THE HELL am I so crap at Fifa these days!? Man, I'm just going to boot up some Resistance2 and feel what it's like to win again.



I want to share something with you guys that is generally condemned on the internet... Smoking leaves.

 

I have two skunk plants in my backyard (it's ALMOST harvest season!). This is how it works:

 

1.Pick some leaves

2. Cut the leaves in smaller pieces.

3. Put the leaves in the oven.

4. Switch oven on.

5. Wait till crispy.

6. Mix with tobacco and smoke.

7. Realise some things you read on the internet is total BS while you are stoned out of your mind.

 

These are the 7 Hidden Truths of the Desperate Stoner.

 

I'm smoking a joint like that right now BTW.

 

__________

Look out for my ''Harvest'' thread. It's coming soon with pics and all. They are small, but completely organic and I've hardly made much effort at all. Luckily the climate in South Africa is perfect :)



Dr.Grass said:

 

I want to share something with you guys that is generally condemned on the internet... Smoking leaves.

 

I have two skunk plants in my backyard (it's ALMOST harvest season!). This is how it works:

 

1.Pick some leaves

2. Cut the leaves in smaller pieces.

3. Put the leaves in the oven.

4. Switch oven on.

5. Wait till crispy.

6. Mix with tobacco and smoke.

7. Realise some things you read on the internet is total BS while you are stoned out of your mind.

 

These are the 7 Hidden Truths of the Desperate Stoner.

 

I'm smoking a joint like that right now BTW.

 

__________

Look out for my ''Harvest'' thread. It's coming soon with pics and all. They are small, but completely organic and I've hardly made much effort at all. Luckily the climate in South Africa is perfect :)

 

if the leaves have alot of THC on them your better off making hash/resin from it. extremely potent.



hatmoza said:
hatmoza said:
TruckOSaurus said:
Unfaithful women living under Taliban rule?


I escaped my hometown because I would have been stoned for sure


Just to clarify, this was a joke because of my middle eastern background. I am not at all offended by any of these Saudi Arabia, middle eastern women jokes. On the contrary, I find them rather amusing.


Awesome.

I love open 'racist' jokes. It really breaks down barriers. My coloured friends call me whitey sometimes. I think it's funny.

What I didn't appreciate was this Dutch guy who's married to my wife's sister. On our first meeting he told me how the Afrikaners were the worst of the dutch that got sent away so I am genetically inferior to him.

I proceded to royally fuck him in the ass in a game of chess right then and there in front of my (then still new) wife's family. Arrogant bastard. People like that I cannot stand.



SOLIDSNAKE08 said:
Dr.Grass said:

 

I want to share something with you guys that is generally condemned on the internet... Smoking leaves.

 

I have two skunk plants in my backyard (it's ALMOST harvest season!). This is how it works:

 

1.Pick some leaves

2. Cut the leaves in smaller pieces.

3. Put the leaves in the oven.

4. Switch oven on.

5. Wait till crispy.

6. Mix with tobacco and smoke.

7. Realise some things you read on the internet is total BS while you are stoned out of your mind.

 

These are the 7 Hidden Truths of the Desperate Stoner.

 

I'm smoking a joint like that right now BTW.

 

__________

Look out for my ''Harvest'' thread. It's coming soon with pics and all. They are small, but completely organic and I've hardly made much effort at all. Luckily the climate in South Africa is perfect :)

 

if the leaves have alot of THC on them your better off making hash/resin from it. extremely potent.


Mind sharing the easiest/quickest way to do so!?