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ADOLF Hitler ordered blow-up dolls for his troops because so many caught sex diseases from hookers, records reveal.

Nazi scientists developed the "synthetic comforters" for German soldiers who were enjoying themselves a bit too much in Paris.

The problem was so bad it was keeping many of the troops from their frontline duties. The World War Two project began in 1940 after SS chief Heinrich Himmler wrote: "The greatest danger in Paris is the widespread and uncontrolled presence of whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls and other places.

"It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health for the sake of a quick adventure."

Hitler personally apporoved the plan for the blonde and blue-eyed "gynoid" dolls, which were small enough to fit into a backpack.

They were tested by soldiers in Nazi-occupied Jersey.

Himmler was so impressed he ordered 50 for his own troops.

But in 1942 the project was axed when German soldiers refused to carry the dolls because of the potential embarrassment if they were captured by the British.

Author Graeme Donald uncovered Hitler's secretive "Borghild Project" while researching the history of Barbie - which was based on a post-war German sex doll.

He said: "In the end the idea fizzled out and the place where they were made and all the dolls were destroyed in the bombing of Dresden."



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Wow, that isn't weird at all.

That's a great tactic for war though, give the soldiers herpes.



That is, unexpectedly, very interesting. Instead of forcing the soldiers to change their behaviour ( nigh on imposssible ), they accepted it and tried to find a way around catching STD's. And damn, would have never thought that a sex doll was the basis of Barbie. Try telling that to the kids and parents.
On a side note, is VGChartz the only game website with a dedicated NSFW forum section? I wonder..



Too bad Hitler didn't take the same advice considering he slept with a hooker in Vienna which gave him syphilis (before he rose to power).



sethnintendo said:

Too bad Hitler didn't take the same advice considering he slept with a hooker in Vienna which gave him syphilis (before he rose to power).

Haha, I heard about that.

Didn't this make him really ill a few years before he died?



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brendude13 said:
sethnintendo said:

Too bad Hitler didn't take the same advice considering he slept with a hooker in Vienna which gave him syphilis (before he rose to power).

Haha, I heard about that.

Didn't this make him really ill a few years before he died?

Yea, since he didn't get treatment for it till it was too late it spread throughout his body.  He also had Parkinson's disease.  He was in very poor health towards the end of the war in Europe.  (none of these are fully proven but these two diseases are thought to be what he suffered from towards the end, hand tremors, shuffling walk, etc)



sapphi_snake said:

Author Graeme Donald uncovered Hitler's secretive "Borghild Project" while researching the history of Barbie - which was based on a post-war German sex doll.   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie

i want to see the Barbie Museum



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

sethnintendo said:

Too bad Hitler didn't take the same advice considering he slept with a hooker in Vienna which gave him syphilis (before he rose to power).

Serves him right for being a hypocrite.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

sapphi_snake said:
sethnintendo said:

Too bad Hitler didn't take the same advice considering he slept with a hooker in Vienna which gave him syphilis (before he rose to power).

Serves him right for being a hypocrite.

Amongst other things.



Hitler was a great man.