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You know what? I wasn't going to say anything but Wii U owners have got to be among the dumbest people on planet Earth. Why? Nintendo F'd up...big time. Like MASSIVELY! They did SO MANY stupid things. First of all, they called it the Wii U. LOL, really? Wii who? Oh, it's just me f'ing up yet again.

The fans are so blatantly blind that they would rather spend $300 on a console that gets 7 underpowered, unappealing games a year than to save up and buy a true current Gen console. Nope, let's buy yet another Mario game so we can rescue Peach again.

I don't even understand the whole Bayonetta thing. Really? The only reason you guys are hyping it to the heavens is because it's exclusive. Don't act like you would've loved it regardless if it was a multi-plat. Again, blind fanboys at their finest. It literally makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about how dumb Nintendo fans are. Also, I can't believe how dumb I once was for being a part of it all.

You know what? Screw all of you! All of you lame-ass fanboys need to grow a pair and stop paying for such stupid shit. Weeeee!!!! Let's jump on a Koopa and call it gaming. So much fun! Gameplay FTW!! What gameplay? All you're doing is mashing the jump button until the level ends. I guess that would be fun...if you're 7...maybe. Look guys! I'm a gamer too!!! Ha! So much core!

I do have to apologize though. After all, it's not your fault that you suck. I blame the parents. They raised such a stupid child that they struggle with making smart choices today. Are you that stupid child? If you have a Wii U, that answer is a resounding yes. Yes, you are a f'ing moron & yes you do need help.

Peace Nintendo fans! Hope you all grow up some day!

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