Bushes evil plan of evilness
Step 1: ????
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Cause 911
Step 4: Profit from World Trade Center insurance & profit on fallen/risen stocks
Step 5: Convince World Osama Bin Laden Did it
Step 6: Convince US citizens to Support the war
Step 7: Increase TAX
Step 8: Invade Iraq >> Harvest oil = Profit
Step 9: invade Afghanistan >> Harvest (and) Grow Poppy crops = Opium = Heroin
Step 10: Smuggle the Heroin Back to the US = Profit
Step 11: ????
Step 12: ????
Step 13: Retire