For example, I was making eggs for breakfast yesterday morning and I cracked an egg and put it directly onto the plate.  A few weeks ago, I was getting ready to shave.  I rinsed off my razor and put toothpaste on it!

Am I alone in this?  Please tell me I'm not crazy!!

You're crazy.

But you're not alone

I think everyone snaps like that from time to time, I just can't remember the last time I did it, nor what happened any of the times I did it. But I know I did it

Have you ever pissed in the clothes basket and stuffed last nights clothes into the toilet?

I have, and its not a fun thing to notice when you're desperate to go for a dump later that same day.

Worst of all: I've put my brand new copy of Mass Effect 2 to the side to try and finish Magna Carta 2. WTF!?!

Now, you're crazy and alone. Good day sir!

*slams the door as he leaves*

I had to fix it for the crazy in this thread. Its like seeing an Xbox 360 and turning 360 degrees then walking away.

Well I'm not THAT bad (seriously lol) I did try and turn my tv on with my mobile once though

Underrated thread, needs 20 more pages of this stuff!

OT: I hate when I do this crap, but I just laugh like a madman when I do. Most recently I put my paperback book into my DS case and then held my DS for a minute going "What the hell was I doing now?" How old am I, 100?

lol you are not alone.

I wouldn't say it's "losing your mind" however, rather just a simple mistake.

After a shower I always use face moisturizer. I sometimes use my hair gel that is right next to it. I never rub it on my face though, I just got to wash and rinse my hands all over again :/

I've gone crazy looking for a hat that was already on my head or keys that were already in my hand, too.

Most common: I'd go to get something (can't think of anything specific, so I'll use soap as an example), got to where the soap was, and totally forgotten what I came to get. I'd wind up grabbing an apple or something (again, this is just an example). Then, when I get back to the bathroom, I'll think, "Why the hell did I just go get this apple?"

It's like I'm Leonard from "Memento" or something. It's very possible I've killed someone and forgotten about it!