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Yo mama's so dumb she threw a rock at the floor and missed!!!

Yo mama's so poor when I walked in her front door I saw her backyard!!!

Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!!!

Yo mama's so ugly she's the reason why they invented halloween!!!

Yo mama's so smelly she made an onion cry!!!

 

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probably not funny but here some i heard

Yo mama's so dumb she died of starvation in a supermarket
Yo mama's so fat when she wares high heels she strikes oil
Yo mama's so dumb she tryed putting mm's in alphabeticall order



Wasn't Yo Mama a really bad show hosted by Fez from that 70's show?

Anyway: Yo Mama is so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck in it..



 

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Yo mama's so old, she's older than you are.



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Yo mama's so fat, that when two buses hit her she said "who threw those tic tacs?"



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Your mom got locked inside a convertible car.





yo mamma's so dumb, her doctor is Dr Pepper



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