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Don't worry, it's just Yoda.

"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm!"

I wish I was, then people would get to see my hilarious antics.

Never. Although, I probably should be more aware, or I may get killed by say a neighbor.

I too have experience this very phenomena.

Once I was taking a shower after work aka prostitution, and a chill quivered down my spine. Hmmm, must've been a draft of wind. But then a bizarre sensation over took me yet again... it was as though someone was behind me. But I had soap in my eyes!!! Oh noes! With a plethora of pain, I opened my suddzy brows, turned around... and saw... air. Whatever, nothing to worry about.

I went back to showering, finished up, and opened the shower curtains. Oh fuck! my pimp was there. And he was angry! I got slapped up and told to get my ass back to work.

Ahh, those were the good ol' days

Only a narcissist would actually thinking anyone cares enough to watch them.

This!

I used to crack my self all the time.... *sigh*

Not really.
But sometimes I see people in public but they are too far too see me. Makes me wonder if someone is in my situation......

......and watching.

1. You're a bad prostitute. I felt ripped off after I payed 

2. I told you JKFM is a bad pimp. And you don't even give him a full share, so I wouldn't complain if I was you 

No...